Dick Cheney used to claim to be on a mission from god. We'll take his word for it. But there's no telling what the power of Satanic prayer can do:
Also, although the caller didn't mention it, please pray to Satan for the westboro baptists, and if you can, please come to the Satanic Prayer Vigil for them on June 6 at 4pm at the Washington State Capitol Steps.
We're pretty sure Cheney and the westboro baptists are working for the same deity, so we mention it here.