Friday, July 6, 2012

Is Satan anything like Santa?

Maybe. As the Church Lady foretold, just swap the last two letters. Here's a list of prayer requests for the Dark Lord:

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/santa.mp3

Have you been naughty or nice? Satan wants you to be naughty.

The ugly soul

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/uglysoul.mp3

We pray for Nietzsche's art of the ugly soul to come to fruition. Hail Satan!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Break a leg

A prayer request from a true follower of the Dark Lord:
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/breakaleg.mp3
We wish you the best we can without jinxing it. Break a leg for Satan!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

A prayer from Jesus M. Christ

We're not sure if he's any relation to his more well-known namesake Jesus H. Christ. The important thing is that he's talking to us. Let's hope he manages to avoid the fate of the other one. Our advice: if you find yourself being tempted in the desert, do what feels good, not what you think is right. Remember, they can't sacrifice you to the angry storm-god to pay for the sins of the world if you're no longer a spotless virgin. So defile yourself now while you still have the chance! Hail SATAN!
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/jesusmchrist.mp3