Friday, April 19, 2013

Thanks for calling

Your curse will be answered in the order it was received. Dear Satan, please help this caller understand the difference between machines and people. Hail Satan!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/machine.mp3

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Remember that you asked for it

... when you get what you want. We hope you're praying for a job that's depraved and unwholesome, but what Satan wants most is for you to get what you want. Hail Satan!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/job.mp3