The Dark Lord is in your heart. Don't give up!

To the person who called at 3:47 pacific time from an area code 303 number:

The Dark Lord will send you a sign. Stand up to the people making you angry. You are not bad for feeling angry, you are Wicked, which is a beautiful thing to be. Tell the people who have brought you misery why you are angry. Call on your demons to carry their misery right back to them.

We haven't posted your phone message because we know you are serious and you didn't tell us to post it here. But just know in your heart that satanists everywhere are praying for you.
Hail SATAN!

It can't hurt to ask

Someone wants a flying octopus and a few other things. Who knows? Stranger things have happened.

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/bettyboop.mp3

Pray for Craig and some other people

Please pray to Satan for all these people:

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/craig.mp3

Hail SATAN!

Oh no!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/ohno.mp3

Oh yes.

Put a hex on somebody?

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/hex.mp3

Yes, we are serious. Satan doesn't expect you to love your enemies.