To the person who called at 3:47 pacific time from an area code 303 number:
The Dark Lord will send you a sign. Stand up to the people making you angry. You are not bad for feeling angry, you are Wicked, which is a beautiful thing to be. Tell the people who have brought you misery why you are angry. Call on your demons to carry their misery right back to them.
We haven't posted your phone message because we know you are serious and you didn't tell us to post it here. But just know in your heart that satanists everywhere are praying for you.
Hail SATAN!
Monday, May 28, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
It can't hurt to ask
Someone wants a flying octopus and a few other things. Who knows? Stranger things have happened.
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/bettyboop.mp3
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/bettyboop.mp3
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Put a hex on somebody?
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/hex.mp3
Yes, we are serious. Satan doesn't expect you to love your enemies.
Yes, we are serious. Satan doesn't expect you to love your enemies.
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