Monday, June 25, 2012

His enemies will suffer

If he gets his wish. We don't know what they did, but let this be a lesson to you all not to make enemies with Satanists.
Some religions promote praying for your enemies. So do we, just not in quite the same sense.
Hail Satan!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Pray to Satan to do something about Cheney

Dick Cheney used to claim to be on a mission from god. We'll take his word for it. But there's no telling what the power of Satanic prayer can do:
Also, although the caller didn't mention it, please pray to Satan for the westboro baptists, and if you can, please come to the Satanic Prayer Vigil for them on June 6 at 4pm at the Washington State Capitol Steps.
We're pretty sure Cheney and the westboro baptists are working for the same deity, so we mention it here.