Maybe. As the Church Lady foretold, just swap the last two letters. Here's a list of prayer requests for the Dark Lord:
Have you been naughty or nice? Satan wants you to be naughty.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
Sunday, July 1, 2012
We're not sure if he's any relation to his more well-known namesake Jesus H. Christ. The important thing is that he's talking to us. Let's hope he manages to avoid the fate of the other one. Our advice: if you find yourself being tempted in the desert, do what feels good, not what you think is right. Remember, they can't sacrifice you to the angry storm-god to pay for the sins of the world if you're no longer a spotless virgin. So defile yourself now while you still have the chance! Hail SATAN!