No dispute is too petty to involve the Prince of Darkness

Loren, you'd better color your hair green or Satan will do it for you. Lucas commands it. Hail Satan!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/green.mp3

Have you rejected Jesus?

Now's your chance. This call doesn't sound authentic, but that doesn't have to stop you from rejecting salvation. Hail Satan!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/acceptjesus.mp3

Please don't call the church mentioned in the call (unless you really are interested in salvation, which they will probably be happy to share with you). This is a prank call from a number that doesn't match the church they mention.

Can I get a witness? Hail Satan!

Satan doesn't care about the color of your skin. It's the color of your soul that matters.

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/soul.mp3