May Sacramento be profaned!

Someone PLEASE start a Satanic church there!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/sacramento.mp3

Got a bad neighbor?

Why complain to the landlord when you can complain to the Dark Lord? Your hex is in progress and will be placed in the order it was received. Hail Satan!

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/burglar.mp3

You won't beat the Devil in a rapping contest

But you have to start somewhere.

http://worshipsatan.org/requests/rap.mp3

Listening

https://tinyurl.com/yat7k7xo

He's just kidding. He hopes we die.

Death threats are so adorable when they come from christians, aren't they? Spoiler alert: everyone dies at the end. Enjoy life while it lasts, and never stop sinning! Hail Satan!

http://archive.org/download/SatanicPrayerLine/justkidding.mp3