Someone PLEASE start a Satanic church there!
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/sacramento.mp3
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Got a bad neighbor?
Why complain to the landlord when you can complain to the Dark Lord? Your hex is in progress and will be placed in the order it was received. Hail Satan!
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/burglar.mp3
http://worshipsatan.org/requests/burglar.mp3
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
He's just kidding. He hopes we die.
Death threats are so adorable when they come from christians, aren't they? Spoiler alert: everyone dies at the end. Enjoy life while it lasts, and never stop sinning! Hail Satan!
http://archive.org/download/SatanicPrayerLine/justkidding.mp3
http://archive.org/download/SatanicPrayerLine/justkidding.mp3
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